Don't talk to the cat, when using Dragon for a physiology assignment…

'cause this is what you'll get…

......targets the parietal cells and I'm trying to work here, get off prompts them to produce even more HCl yes, I love you now go bug someone else than they normal would in order to counteract the increasing alkalinity of the stomach contents. You know, you're really annoying. As proteins are digested the pH of the stomach hey stop that contents decreases and gastrin secretion is suppressed by the acidity of the stomach contents once the pH of 2 or less is reached. This is my space, go away.

Damn rodent.

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T minus 3 days and counting...

So, I've got Sunday, Monday and Tuesday to finish two complete units of physiology AND a 25 question written assignment. The final exam is Wed @ 10 am downtown.

God, why do I do this to myself?

And I wonder why I don't like the work I do sometimes...duh...how about I enjoy setting myself up to never be happy with myself.

NNNNICE................................................

Well, I'd better get back to it (studying). The 'learning by osmosis' theory hasn't worked thus far, probably because I didn't add enough water. (that was for the science geeks out there)


I may apply copious libations after my exam which may render me either (a) very chatty on my blog or (b) unconscious and therefore unable to post.

See you in a few days...

So how would you try to explain this?

For those of you who don't know me well, I like penguins...alot. When my other half came across this news article today I was saddened, but then I thought...



So, how exactly do you explain a collision with a penguin to your insurance company?

Agent: Claims Dept, how may I help you?

Driver: I'd like to file a claim for some collision damage to my vehicle.

Agent: Have you filed a police report?

Driver: Not exactly...

Agent: What do you mean not exactly?

Driver: I hit a penguin on the road, near San Antonio, Texas.

Agent: Uh-huh...

Driver: No really! I HIT A PENGUIN! ON THE ROAD! WITH MY CAR! IN TEXAS!

Agent: And which looney bin are you trying to jerk my chain from?

Driver: I knew when I called, that this was going to happen...