For those of you who don't know me well, I like penguins...alot. When my other half came across this news article today I was saddened, but then I thought...So, how exactly do you explain a collision with a penguin to your insurance company?
Agent: Claims Dept, how may I help you?
Driver: I'd like to file a claim for some collision damage to my vehicle.
Agent: Have you filed a police report?
Driver: Not exactly...
Agent: What do you mean not exactly?
Driver: I hit a penguin on the road, near San Antonio, Texas.
Agent: Uh-huh...
Driver: No really! I HIT A PENGUIN! ON THE ROAD! WITH MY CAR! IN TEXAS!
Agent: And which looney bin are you trying to jerk my chain from?
Driver: I knew when I called, that this was going to happen...
1 comment:
I'd just say I'd collided with a roadside animal... and then when they asked me spill the beans....
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