Monday, February 12, 2007

Interview by the rook...


the_rook
2007-02-10 06:30 pm (local) (link) Track this
1) Who'd win in a fight to the death between you and your brother?

Hmm…I would say my brother, only because he has repeatedly, although accidentally (and I have no doubts about that) and completely without malice, caused harm to my person.

I can see it now - I’d be dead and he’d be poking at me to drop the act --

…except I’d be dead so I couldn’t.

(actually, that’s somewhat funny in a twisted sort of way).

Or maybe we’d both win (or lose depending on how you look at things). I think both of us would rather die than live, knowing that we caused the death of our only sibling. Yeah - I’m speaking for my brother here, but he’s as much of a softie as I am. So there.


2) What is the worst thing you have ever done?

When I think about this manipulative stunt, I feel about *this* tall…

Back in junior high school, I had a really ‘cool’ friend. She and I thought it would be fun to send secret admirer letters from a fictional guy to one of the ‘not cool’ girls in school. The letters started out relatively tame, however, at one point, she was supposedly meeting this ‘guy’ at the football uprights, dolled up in a miniskirt, in -30 deg C weather. The ‘guy’ also stated in a letter that he would watched her through her bedroom window…

Ugghh…There really must be a seriously nasty hormone cocktail flowing through the bloodstreams of young teenagers because this was truly an awful thing to do. Who the hell needs enemies when you have friends like that?

3) What is something about me that you dislike?

Well - I dislike the fact that I have a hard time reading you.

Not your stories, or your blog – You.

I’m normally good at reading people but for some reason, you completely stump me. Just when I think I’ve managed to catch a glimpse of you, the image I’ve carefully exposed evaporates and I’m left puzzled and confused. I must say that my inability to get a “good read” on you bothered me for quite a while. Intriguingly enough, I think that your magic and your bisexuality play key roles in your ability to confound me. I’ve never known someone with either of these features, let alone both (what can I say – I lived under a rock for a very long time. Try not to hold that against me…the rock – is cold…).

I’ve become more comfortable with the idea that I am unable to get an accurate reading on you. In reality, I dislike that I can’t read you – but that doesn’t mean I dislike that about you – it’s…umm – complicated. I need a drink…


4) What is something about yourself you detest?

Just one? That’s a tough one to narrow down…

At this point in my life I’d say, my amazing ability to procrastinate to the point of unreserved self-sabotage.

Yeah – I love this about myself – just love to hate it.


5) Is the glass half empty or half full.

This may be hard to believe but…half-full.

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My Interview questions for the_rook

1) If you had the one opportunity to use your magic and have exactly the outcome you envision – what would you use the opportunity for and why? (change the past, the future or something else…)

2) Do you believe intuition is part of the evolution of human beings?

3) If you could ask a Sel Souris faerie a question, what question would you ask?

4) Name something in your life that you learned as a child and that you still enjoy as an adult.

5) You’ve won the Million Dollars a year for the next 25 years lotto. What are the first 5 things you’d want to do with the money that G would tell you that you are a nutbar for even considering?

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